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Patient cannot enter a room without ranking every male present by height, jaw, and hairline. Has ruined a wedding this way.
Terminal. Measuring tape now carried at all times.
Incurable. Elevator shoes only delay symptoms.
Patients with Chronic Mogging Anxiety typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Chronic Mogging Anxiety present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Altitudo comparativa fatalis, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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