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| Dosage | One (1) week without opening a PSL, looksmaxxing, or canthal-tilt ranking thread |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum; extend to monthly after the first successful week |
| Duration | Indefinite — the rankings do not, demonstrably, produce results |
| Refills | Unlimited — the subreddit will, in fact, be there if patient returns |
The Institute dispenses Ranking Dissolvatus for:
Prescription Ranking Dissolvatus belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.
The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Ranking Abandoned, permanent. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.