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Patient's tongue has not left the roof of their mouth since last October. Speaks with a faint lisp. Believes it's working.
Jawline unchanged. Conviction absolute.
None. Attempts to speak normally are perceived as sabotage.
Patients with Severe Mewing Fixation typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Mewing Fixation is a severe behavioral condition cataloged by the Institute. It is not recognized by the DSM-5, the ICD-11, or any existing diagnostic framework — and will not be, because it is not a real condition. It is, however, observed in the population with alarming frequency.
In the Institute's formal nomenclature, this condition is catalogued under the Latin binomial Lingua palato permanens — a name not recognized by any medical authority but observed repeatedly in the catalog.
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