Formulary Entry

Sedes Volantis Restaurata

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Rx #69,909 Driving & Traffic

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Sedes Volantis Restaurata

(Driver's Seat Restoration, voluntary)

Dosage	One (1) hour behind the wheel, patient driving, no negotiation
Frequency	Weekly minimum; twice weekly until the license refreshes
Duration	Until 'passenger princess' is no longer a self-description
Refills	Unlimited — the car will still start; that was never the question

Side effects May include the Stanley cup in the drink holder instead of the lap, the specific quiet of nobody else operating the aux cord, and — by session three — the unsettling observation that driving was, apparently, fine the whole time. The driver will not, on this occasion, be slightly tired.

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The Institute dispenses Sedes Volantis Restaurata for:

Terminal passenger princess syndrome
Four-year license dormancy
The specific aux-cord sovereignty that has defined the patient's transport for most of a decade

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This is the formulary entry for Sedes Volantis Restaurata. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Driver's Seat Restoration, voluntary, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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