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| Dosage | One (1) deep breath held for four seconds at every red light |
| Frequency | Per red light |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | 0 — patience is, apparently, not refillable |
The Institute dispenses Viaticum Patientiae for:
Viaticum Patientiae is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Driver's Patience Tincture — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.