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| Dosage | One (1) deletion of the bark-translation app; confirmation screen acknowledged |
| Frequency | Once, permanently |
| Duration | Lifelong; the app is not to be redownloaded |
| Refills | 0 — $4.99 monthly is the price of, demonstrably, nothing |
The Institute dispenses Remotio Applicationis Vocalis for:
The Institute issues Remotio Applicationis Vocalis for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Translator App Removal, non-negotiable. The dosage follows from the name.
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