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| Dosage | One (1) full conversation about the dog without mentioning 'adopted, not shopped' |
| Frequency | Per dog-adjacent interaction, for 30 days |
| Duration | Permanent reduction to once-per-friendship mention |
| Refills | 0 — the framing has been deployed enough |
The Institute dispenses Silentium Adoptionis for:
The Institute issues Silentium Adoptionis for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Adoption-Story Silence, one conversation. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.