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| Dosage | One (1) walk, full phone-in-pocket, eyes up |
| Frequency | Once per walk, minimum |
| Duration | The length of the walk itself |
| Refills | Unlimited — the dog has been waiting |
The Institute dispenses Canis Ambulatio Honesta for:
Canis Ambulatio Honesta is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Honest Dog Walk, no phone — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.