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| Dosage | One (1) foot kept still, in contact with floor, for duration of shared-table meal |
| Frequency | Per restaurant or communal-table sitting |
| Duration | Permanent behavior adjustment |
| Refills | Unlimited — the foot has, in fact, been capable of stillness all along |
The Institute dispenses Pedalis Silentium for:
The Institute issues Pedalis Silentium for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Foot-Tapping Silence, contained. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.