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Patient removes shoes and socks on a Delta long-haul flight. Produces clippers from a carry-on. Begins the process at 35,000 feet, by natural light. The passenger in 14A rings the call button. A flight attendant arrives. The flight attendant has no protocol for this.
No known cure.
Cabin crew are not trained for this. The clippers will continue.
Patients with Acute Public Toenail Maintenance typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Acute Public Toenail Maintenance — an acute condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Pedis cura publica horrifica. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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