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Mirror Despatio Breve

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Rx #75,405 Vanity, Body & Gym
Prescribed
Mirror Despatio Breve
(Brief Mirror Dispatch)
DosageOne (1) reflection check, under four seconds
FrequencyMaximum twice per public outing
DurationLifelong
Refills0 — willpower only
Side effects May include the unsettling observation that nobody else was looking, the faint disappointment that the outfit did not matter, and the useful realization that this is freeing.
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Mirror Despatio Breve is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Brief Mirror Dispatch — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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