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Patient has been delivering a silent TED Talk to their own reflection between sets for 94 minutes. Has not added weight in three months.
Terminal to gains.
None. The monologue is the workout.
Patients with Acute Gym-Mirror Monologue typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Gym-Mirror Monologue was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Reflexio internalis motivationalis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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