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| Dosage | One (1) profile picture changed across all relevant platforms in a single sitting |
| Frequency | Once; the pause has lasted long enough |
| Duration | Until the next meaningful life event |
| Refills | Unlimited — the 2019 photo is, apparently, seven years stale |
The Institute dispenses Profilo Consummatio for:
Profilo Consummatio is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Profile Photo Finally Updated — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.