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Patient messages 7 specific people daily to preserve streaks. Some they've never met. Has asked a friend to maintain streaks during illness.
The streak must not break.
None. Day 1 of a new streak is too painful to contemplate.
Patients with Acute Snapchat-Streak Preservation typically present with some or all of the following:
Patients diagnosed with Acute Snapchat-Streak Preservation present with a cluster of recognizable behaviors we have, on reflection, decided to name. The condition is fictional. The behaviors, unfortunately, are not. Someone in your life is showing at least two of them right now.
The Institute's taxonomic entry lists it as Flamma digitalis vigilantia, a binomial coined in-house and used nowhere in the peer-reviewed literature.
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