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| Dosage | One (1) comprehensive subscription audit completed — every recurring app charge identified, categorized, and either justified in writing or cancelled |
| Frequency | Quarterly |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the charges will, apparently, continue accumulating without audit |
The Institute dispenses Subscriptio Audita Completa for:
Subscriptio Audita Completa is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Subscriptions Audited Completely — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.