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| Dosage | One (1) unfiltered front-camera photo taken, observed for 30 seconds without panic, and not deleted |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum |
| Duration | Until the gap between front-camera and mirror-perception closes |
| Refills | Unlimited — the face in the front camera is, apparently, the face other people have been seeing all along |
The Institute dispenses Camera Anterior Acceptata for:
Camera Anterior Acceptata is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Front Camera, accepted — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.