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Patient has not changed their profile picture since 2019. Every candidate feels wrong. A new photo would be, in some vague way, a betrayal of continuity.
The photo will outlive the account.
None. The current photo no longer resembles the patient.
Patients with Acute Profile-Pic Paralysis typically present with some or all of the following:
Acute Profile-Pic Paralysis was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Imago personalis immutabilis — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
Think you have it? Find out what else you might be suffering from at the diagnosis generator. Or browse the full index of afflictions.