Formulary Entry

Phonum Depositum Horaria

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #37,644 Marriage & Partnership

Prescribed

Phonum Depositum Horaria

(Phone Deposit, one hour)

Dosage	Both (2) phones placed in another room for one continuous hour
Frequency	Daily, non-negotiable
Duration	Lifelong
Refills	Unlimited — the feed will still be there

Side effects May include the specific awkwardness of accidental eye contact, a conversation that turns unexpectedly serious around minute 14, and — by week one — the observation that the relationship had, apparently, been conducted entirely next to each other rather than with each other.

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Prescribed for

The Institute dispenses Phonum Depositum Horaria for:

Parallel-play partnership dynamics
The specific both-on-phones-on-the-couch evening pattern
The six-month drift from shared presence to shared proximity

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This is the formulary entry for Phonum Depositum Horaria. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Phone Deposit, one hour, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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