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| Dosage | One (1) conversation in which all cumulative slights from the past 12 months are named and retired, without counter-tallying |
| Frequency | Quarterly, scheduled in advance, no surprises |
| Duration | One session, lasting 40-60 minutes |
| Refills | Unlimited — the ledger fills back up; that's what ledgers do |
The Institute dispenses Rationis Conclusio for:
Rationis Conclusio is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Ledger Close-Out, formal — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.