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Romance has been replaced entirely by logistics. Conversations center on the dishwasher, the bin schedule, and who picked up the kids.
Stable. Sexless. Functional.
None. Holidays are the annual reminder that it is still there.
Patients with Chronic Roommate-Marriage Syndrome typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Chronic Roommate-Marriage Syndrome — a chronic condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Coniugium logisticum romantica-vacans. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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