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The only remaining joint activity is watching the same show at slightly different times and occasionally saying 'I'm on episode 6.' This is, technically, a shared interest.
Sustainable until one person finishes the season first.
None. A second subscription was considered and declined.
Patients with Chronic Shared-Netflix Marriage typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic Shared-Netflix Marriage belongs to the Institute's growing taxonomy of behaviors that real medicine has declined to name. It exists, roughly, at the intersection of internet culture, interpersonal friction, and whatever is happening in the lives of our patients. It is fictional and it is everywhere.
Under its Latin label Coniugium subscriptionis cohabitans, the condition appears only in the Institute's own catalog. Real clinicians do not recognize the term. They recognize the behavior.
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