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| Dosage | One (1) Saturday per month with zero golf, spent present at home |
| Frequency | Monthly minimum; weekly aspiration |
| Duration | Lifelong |
| Refills | Unlimited — the course will, apparently, remain playable on other Saturdays |
The Institute dispenses Sabbatum Partitum for:
Sabbatum Partitum is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Saturday Shared, half at least — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.