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| Dosage | One (1) specific request for help, directed at one specific person, delivered in under 22 words |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork |
The Institute dispenses Petitio Auxilii for:
Petitio Auxilii is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Help Requested, just once — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.