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Patient has, in the last year, purchased: a $1,200 Amazon FBA course, two books on 'product research,' a subscription to Jungle Scout, and a Helium 10 account. Has not yet shipped a product. Is, currently, in 'the research phase.' Has been in the research phase for 14 months. Has identified 41 products that would, per the tools, generate $10K/month. Has launched none. Cites, in each case, a reason that does not, on examination, hold up.
Chronic. The research phase is, apparently, the product.
None. The Jungle Scout subscription has auto-renewed four times during the 'research.'
Patients with Terminal Amazon-FBA Certainty typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Terminal Amazon-FBA Certainty — a terminal condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Fiducia commercium electronicum. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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