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| Dosage | One (1) text sent to a human friend before any podcast, streamer, or creator is engaged with for the day |
| Frequency | Daily |
| Duration | Permanent |
| Refills | Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork. If the parasocial relationships have become the primary relationships, this warrants speaking to a real professional. |
The Institute dispenses Amicitia Realis Petitio for:
The Institute issues Amicitia Realis Petitio for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Real Friendship Sought, first. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.