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| Dosage | One (1) work email written using words a coworker would use, not words a self-help book would use |
| Frequency | Per email |
| Duration | Permanent composition adjustment |
| Refills | 0 — 'leveling up' is not, apparently, a corporate verb |
The Institute dispenses Lingua Ordinariaria for:
Lingua Ordinariaria is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Ordinary Language, deployed — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.