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Permissio Sentiendi

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #47,603 Self-Image & Ego

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Permissio Sentiendi

(Permission to Feel, without explanation)

Dosage	One (1) feeling acknowledged without requiring a reason
Frequency	Per spontaneous emotional event
Duration	Lifelong
Refills	Unlimited — feelings do not, apparently, require a permit

Side effects May include the specific discomfort of not knowing why, the absence of a Google search for once, and — rarely — the feeling simply passing through the patient rather than being filed as further evidence of dysfunction.

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Prescribed for

The Institute dispenses Permissio Sentiendi for:

Terminal why-do-I-feel-this-way spirals
Parking-lot crying that triggers guilt about the crying
The specific external-measurement checklist patient deploys to invalidate their own emotional state

What is this?

Permissio Sentiendi is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.

Patients know it in practice as Permission to Feel, without explanation — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.

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