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Mournium Creatoris

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #64,477 Self-Image & Ego
Prescribed
Mournium Creatoris
(Creator Mourning, acknowledged)
DosageOne (1) honest internal acknowledgment that the retired streamer was a real presence in patient's life, and the grief is, correspondingly, real
FrequencyOnce; repeat per creator departure
DurationOngoing as needed
RefillsUnlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork. Parasocial grief is a real form of grief; permitting it rather than dismissing it is the treatment.
Side effects May include the specific discomfort of naming the feeling to a friend, the phantom urge to dismiss it as 'silly,' and — critically — the observation that seven years of daily viewing is, statistically, a form of relationship that deserves to be mourned when it ends.
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Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Creator Mourning, acknowledged. The dosage follows from the name.

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