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| Dosage | One (1) question — am I actually happy — sat with for 14 minutes, no phone, no deflection to photographic evidence |
| Frequency | Weekly |
| Duration | Until an honest answer arrives; then lifelong practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork |
The Institute dispenses Interrogatio Honesta for:
Interrogatio Honesta is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Honest Question, sat with — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.