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Pathological Living-My-Best-Life Performance

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PATHOLOGICAL
Diagnosis
Pathological Living-My-Best-Life Performance
Ostentatio vitae optimae fictiva
Clinical description

Patient posted a carousel captioned 'finally feeling myself again' three hours after crying in a CVS parking lot. The carousel is, itself, from 11 days ago. Every post is a performance of recovery from something patient has not, in fact, recovered from. The Close Friends see this. They are not fooled. Neither, deep down, is patient.

Prognosis

Chronic. The performance is now the recovery.

Recommended treatment

None. The likes do not resolve the underlying state.

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Common symptoms

Patients with Pathological Living-My-Best-Life Performance typically present with some or all of the following:

What is this?

This is the Institute's entry for Pathological Living-My-Best-Life Performance โ€” a pathological condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.

Formal name: Ostentatio vitae optimae fictiva. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.

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