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| Dosage | One (1) 90-minute commitment to a show patient has never watched before, with the rewatch paused for the duration |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum |
| Duration | Until 'too much commitment' is no longer the primary objection to new content |
| Refills | Unlimited — the rewatch will, apparently, still be there |
The Institute dispenses Novi Spectaculi Tentativa for:
Novi Spectaculi Tentativa is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading New Show Attempted, 90 minutes — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.