Formulary Entry

Integratio Personae

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #59,128 Self-Image & Ego

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Integratio Personae

(Persona Integration, attempted)

Dosage	One (1) honest answer given to a friend who asks how you are, before the public persona activates
Frequency	Weekly minimum
Duration	Permanent adjustment
Refills	Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork

Side effects May include the specific discomfort of a friend registering the honest answer with concern, the phantom urge to pivot into the thriving-persona script, and — by week three — the observation that the transition ritual in the car was, apparently, taking longer than the honest answer would have.

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The Institute dispenses Integratio Personae for:

Chronic public-me versus-private-me fracture
The four-context thriving-persona maintenance
The specific in-car transition ritual that has developed between public and private modes

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Integratio Personae is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.

Patients know it in practice as Persona Integration, attempted — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.

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