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| Dosage | One (1) finsta, archived or deleted; the 'real me' and the 'main me' reconciled into one account posted at whatever frequency honesty allows |
| Frequency | One-time, structural |
| Duration | Permanent |
| Refills | 0 — a third account is not, apparently, the solution |
The Institute dispenses Cessatio Secundi Accountis for:
The Institute issues Cessatio Secundi Accountis for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Second Account, closed. The dosage follows from the name.
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