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Patient has said 'no worries' 94 times this week to things that are, in fact, worrying. A coworker missed a deadline. No worries. A delivery arrived broken. No worries. Their partner forgot their anniversary. No worries. Patient is furious. Patient does not look furious. Patient is smiling.
Chronic. The mask has fused to the face.
None. The furious words have been drafted and deleted.
Patients with Chronic 'No Worries' Deployment Guilt typically present with some or all of the following:
Chronic 'No Worries' Deployment Guilt was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Responsum automaticum fictum — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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