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Gridus Honestus

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #42,940 Self-Image & Ego
Prescribed
Gridus Honestus
(Grid Made Honest, briefly)
DosageOne (1) unplanned, unfiltered, unaesthetic photo posted to patient's primary social grid
FrequencyOnce, as an experiment
DurationOne post; observe the aftermath
Refills0 — the experiment is the treatment
Side effects May include the specific horror of a post with poor lighting, the phantom urge to delete within the first 90 seconds, and — critically — the observation that the 22-month aesthetic-curation program had been, apparently, more visible to patient than to the grid's actual viewers.
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Gridus Honestus is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Grid Made Honest, briefly — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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