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| Dosage | One (1) unfiltered, unedited selfie taken and kept on the camera roll; not posted, simply not deleted |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum |
| Duration | Until patient can observe their own face without distress |
| Refills | Unlimited — a physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork. Dysmorphic patterns around filter-face versus real-face warrant real professional attention. |
The Institute dispenses Faciem Sine Filtro Observata for:
Prescription Faciem Sine Filtro Observata belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.
The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Face Without Filter, observed. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.