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| Dosage | Zero (0) cottage cheese preparations for seven consecutive days |
| Frequency | One-time reset, repeatable per relapse |
| Duration | Seven days minimum; extend if the blender is still, somehow, in use |
| Refills | Unlimited — the protein aisle will continue to exist |
The Institute dispenses Caseus Moratorium for:
The Institute issues Caseus Moratorium for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Cottage Cheese Moratorium, one week. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.