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| Dosage | One (1) post published with no check of likes, reach, or engagement for 24 consecutive hours |
| Frequency | Per post |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the numbers will, apparently, still be there tomorrow |
The Institute dispenses Metrica Indifferentia for:
Metrica Indifferentia is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Metrics Indifference, practiced — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.