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Patient is, functionally, not okay. Has been drafting a message to three different people that reads, in full, 'low key dying over here lol' — a message that is somehow both an honest admission and a complete suppression of its content. None of the recipients will ask a follow-up. This is the point. The message will be sent to zero of them.
Chronic. The joke is, apparently, the entire conversation.
None. A physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork.
Patients with Advanced Low-Key-Dying Deployment typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Advanced Low-Key-Dying Deployment — an advanced condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Confessio minimalis extrema. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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