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Decisio Gridi Specifica

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Rx #85,243 Self-Image & Ego
Prescribed
Decisio Gridi Specifica
(Grid Decision, made specific)
DosageOne (1) decision regarding the June 2020 black square — delete, archive, or accompany with six years of action taken since
FrequencyOnce, resolved
DurationPermanent
Refills0 — the square cannot, apparently, exist indefinitely in limbo
Side effects May include the specific discomfort of acknowledging either position, the phantom fear of a friend noticing the deletion, and — critically — the observation that six years of unresolved grid content has, in itself, communicated something the square was not supposed to communicate.
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Decisio Gridi Specifica is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.

Patients know it in practice as Grid Decision, made specific — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.

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