Formulary Entry

Comparatio Instagram Cessatio

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1

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Rx #52,629 Self-Image & Ego

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Comparatio Instagram Cessatio

(Instagram Comparison, paused)

Dosage	One (1) logged-off Sunday afternoon per week, phone-free, pajamas-allowed
Frequency	Weekly, Sunday afternoons specifically
Duration	Permanent practice
Refills	Unlimited — everyone will, apparently, continue to appear to be thriving without patient's observation

Side effects May include the specific restlessness of not knowing what peers posted today, the phantom urge to 'just check once,' and — by week three — the observation that the 22-minute-scroll-yielded-universal-thriving-narrative was, apparently, the exact quantity of input producing the spiral.

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The Institute dispenses Comparatio Instagram Cessatio for:

Severe comparison-induced flatline
22-minute Instagram sessions yielding universal-thriving conclusions
The specific 14-minute half-life of log-off attempts that have preceded this prescription

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This is the formulary entry for Comparatio Instagram Cessatio. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Instagram Comparison, paused, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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