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Patient's dinner tonight is: three olives, one piece of cheese, four crackers, the end of a bottle of wine, and a handful of cereal eaten directly from the box. Patient has called this 'girl dinner' and, in their view, eaten. Has done this four times this week. A real cooked meal has not been produced in the kitchen in 11 days. The stove is, functionally, decorative.
Chronic. TikTok has, apparently, given this behavior a name.
None. The cereal, patient insists, counts. A physician with actual credentials would be more useful than our paperwork, if the pattern has displaced regular meals entirely.
Patients with Severe Girl-Dinner Reliance Pattern typically present with some or all of the following:
This is the Institute's entry for Severe Girl-Dinner Reliance Pattern — a severe condition cataloged for archival purposes and shared for patient use. No prescription exists. No intervention has been shown effective. Recognition is the primary benefit of diagnosis.
Formal name: Cena feminalis minimalis. Not found in the DSM-5 or ICD-11. Found, routinely, in the patient population.
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