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| Dosage | One (1) honest sentence, spoken out loud, not texted |
| Frequency | Once per feeling held longer than six months |
| Duration | The duration of the conversation, plus the 72 hours of awkwardness that follow |
| Refills | 0 — avoiding it has been the condition |
The Institute dispenses Confessio Tardiva for:
The Institute issues Confessio Tardiva for the specific pattern cataloged in the paired condition file. All dispensing information — dosage, frequency, duration, refills — is meant to be read, not filled. The side-effects line, as with every Institute prescription, is where the treatment actually lives.
Translated into plain language, the prescription reads Belated Confession, to the face. The dosage follows from the name.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.