Formulary Entry

Dignitas Restauratio

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Dignitas Restauratio

(Dignity Restoration, post-rejection)

Dosage	One (1) week of full silence following a non-reply
Frequency	Per non-reply of more than 48 hours
Duration	Seven days minimum; 14 preferred
Refills	Unlimited — the temptation will return

Side effects May include the urge to send a 'haha anyway' follow-up message, the mental composition of 11 alternative explanations for their silence, and — by day five — the clarity that you have been, in fact, the one being patient.

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Prescribed for

The Institute dispenses Dignitas Restauratio for:

Double-text disorder
Post-date-silence spiraling
The specific pattern of crafting a message so good it will make them forget they ghosted

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This is the formulary entry for Dignitas Restauratio. The binomial is fictional. The dispensary number is procedurally generated. The side effects, if the prescription is followed, are not.

The pharmacy files this slip under its English translation Dignity Restoration, post-rejection, for patients who prefer their prescriptions in plain language.

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