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| Dosage | One (1) conversation conducted by voice or in person, not by text |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum, per significant relationship |
| Duration | For the life of the relationship |
| Refills | Unlimited — text is, apparently, not a substitute |
The Institute dispenses Conversatio Non-Textualis for:
Conversatio Non-Textualis is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.
In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Non-Textual Conversation, human — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.
Need a prescription of your own? Describe your complaint to the Institute Pharmacy. Or browse the full formulary.