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| Dosage | Zero (0) unsolicited mentions of pelvic-floor activation, kegels, or 'breathing into the core' across any conversation for 30 consecutive days |
| Frequency | Continuous |
| Duration | 30 days minimum |
| Refills | Unlimited — the pelvic floor will, apparently, continue existing without commentary |
The Institute dispenses Cessatio Musculorum Discursio for:
Prescription Cessatio Musculorum Discursio belongs to the Institute Pharmacy's catalog of non-pharmacological interventions. The dosage is fictional. The intervention it describes is not. Patients who follow it tend to observe the predicted side effects.
The pharmacy's plain-language rendering is Muscle-Discussion Cessation, one group. The Latin is for the slip; the English reading is for filling it at home.
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