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Patient has not discussed a non-pickleball topic since April. Has bought three paddles. Has injured the same tendon twice.
Will take over a tennis court next.
Untreatable. The pickleball community is a cult.
Patients with Severe Pickleball Fixation typically present with some or all of the following:
Severe Pickleball Fixation was added to the Institute catalog in response to a pattern our clinicians kept seeing. The pattern did not have a real name. This is the real name now. Everything about this entry is made up, except the behavior.
The Institute has assigned this condition the Latin binomial Paddleus suburbanus obsessiva — fictional nomenclature for a non-fictional pattern.
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