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| Dosage | One (1) day per week in which the weather forecast is not checked and patient's mood is not attributed to atmospheric conditions |
| Frequency | Weekly minimum |
| Duration | Permanent practice |
| Refills | Unlimited — the weather will, apparently, continue to occur regardless of patient's monitoring |
The Institute dispenses Climatum Indifferentia for:
Climatum Indifferentia is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Weather Indifference, practiced — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
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