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| Dosage | Zero (0) unsolicited 'I'm just gonna take him' declarations to actual dog owners |
| Frequency | Per dog encounter in public |
| Duration | Permanent verbal adjustment |
| Refills | Unlimited — the dog is, apparently, already taken by the person holding the leash |
The Institute dispenses Canis Alienus Non-Tangitur for:
Canis Alienus Non-Tangitur is part of the Institute Pharmacy's formulary of satirical prescriptions. Everything on this slip is fictional except the behavior it addresses. A real pharmacist, handed this slip, would decline to fill it. Patients are invited to fill it themselves.
Patients know it in practice as Other People's Dogs, not touched — the Latin is ceremonial; the English form is what they actually execute.
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