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Archaeologia Prohibita

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Institute Pharmacy · Dispensary No. 1
Rx #48,950 Relationships & Dating
Prescribed
Archaeologia Prohibita
(Forbidden Archaeology)
DosageZero (0) scrolls through their Instagram past the first 3 posts
FrequencyPermanent prohibition
DurationLifelong
Refills0 — there is no dose of this that is healthy
Side effects May include the sickening lurch of accidentally liking a 2019 post, the decision to throw your phone into the sea, and the eventual, reluctant discovery that they were not, in fact, that interesting.
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The Institute dispenses Archaeologia Prohibita for:

What is this?

Archaeologia Prohibita is a formal prescription dispensed by the Institute Pharmacy for the behavioral complaint described above. It is not a real medication, will not be found in any pharmacopoeia, and cannot be filled at a real pharmacy. It can, however, be filled by the patient, for the patient, at home.

In the Institute Pharmacy's ledger, this prescription is entered under the English reading Forbidden Archaeology — a description patients tend to find more useful than the Latin.

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